Thursday, May 13, 2010

Revisiting Space Jam

We all remember "Space Jam". We remember the McDonald's marketing tie-ins, the lunch boxes, the celebrity cameos, the rise of R. Kelley, the return of Michael Jordan to basketball and the brief resurgence of jock jams on the radio. "Space Jam" sparked one of the most unlikely cultural trends as suddenly images of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck plastered over-sized tee-shirts and hats donned by inner city youth, rendering their "otherness" as animated jesters into the "otherness" of urban ethnicity. The soundtrack, featuring the hottest R+B singers of the day, went six times platinum, peaking at #2 on the billboard chart, and established the career of R. Kelley, who in recent years has proven himself to be just as loony as his animated collaborators.

In the broadest sense, "Space Jam" is a celebration of individualism and the American free spirit. It is an ode to the greatest athlete of the 20th century, as well as a benchmark in the self reflexivity of Loony Tunes not just as a cartoon past time, but as a post-modern pinnacle of comic abstraction in modern art. What grounds "Space Jam's" enjoyability is its acknowledgment of the importance of Tex Avery and Chuck Jones' creations as USDA certified prime genius. Michael Jordan knows Bugs Bunny the same way that America knows Michael Jordan. We watch Jordan fly towards the basket the same way we watch Bugs Bunny befuddle Elmer Fudd, with white knuckles gripping our seats and smiles on our faces. When, in the film, Jordan comes home to find his kids watching an ESPN report about Jordan's poor baseball skills, he immediately switches the channel to Loony Tunes because Jordan knows, just like the rest of America, that Loony Tunes are a trustworthy staple of our television. Nearly every single American alive today has been thoroughly exposed to Bugs, Daffy, and Tweety enough to know that these characters are the least offensive characters to be welcomed into our living rooms; and what "Space Jam" knows, which the rest of us already subconsciously knew, is that Jordan himself has also entered this Pantheon of Positive Public Persona. Michael Jordan, as "Space Jam" dictates, is the most good-natured superstar in the world, so caring and philanthropic that he's willing to play basketball with cartoon characters to save them from becoming slaves.

The great punchline behind this entire set up, the kicker that turns the entire film into a questionably offensive spectacle, is the very fact that despite the masquerade of Americana, "Space Jam" is nothing more than the greatest marketing commercial ever created, yet even more befuddling, is the fact that the movie is aware of it's own ploy, and wears its foul heart on its sleeve. When Wayne Knight tells Jordan to "Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark", we can see the snide grin behind these words, we're expected to scoff at the shameless product placements, because after all, Michael Jordan is an athlete, the greatest victim of endorsement deals and a virtual slave to corporate America, just as Bugs Bunny is a slave to Warner Brothers - his continuous existence is only fueled by his ability to generate more profit for a mammoth company. This self-reflexivity is only Warner Brother's attempt to appear to appeal to the "Cool", by highlighting their own greed, they think they can deflect the backlash from Americans who would otherwise be offended.

"Space Jam" also serves as a time capsule, not specifically of the 90's, but of a time when American athletes like Michael Jordan could still be placed along side icons like Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, and media moguls still maintained enough insanity to think that if Michael Jordan could be a star on the court, then he could also be a star on the Big Screen (a fulfillment of any Agent's wet dream who ever saw the cross-over potential in Joltin' Joe and Norma Jean). The mid-90's saw the crossover of many athletes into cinema, most notably Shaquille O'Neil, and more humorously, Hulk Hogan. "Space Jam" overflows with Athlete cameos; some of the funniest scenes in the movie take place between Bill Murray and Larry Bird, both playing themselves ("Larry's not white, Larry is clear"), and the Monstars steal their basketball talent from Patrick Ewing, Charles Barkley, Muggsy Bogues, Larry Johnson, and Shawn Bradley, all of whom lampoon themselves by playing "talentless" versions of themselves. It appears that the mid 90's marked the golden age of athletes and cross-over appeal, or more specifically, athletes who even possess cross-over appeal. Today's athletes just don't possess the charisma or the positive public persona to ever be accepted, or even allowed, in a childrens movie. Michael Vic is a convicted felon, half the baseballs players are on steroids, Kobe Bryant was accused of sexual assault and settled out of court, the Pacers and Pistons are brawling with fans, and R. Kelley, though not an athlete, has since been accused lewd acts with a minor.

"Space Jam", if nothing else, will forever remain a monument of American self-praise. Released during Clinton's first run off office, long before sex-scandals became a national past-time, before 9-11 and economic disaster, "Space Jam" represented America as it sold itself to the world: Individual, impressive, innovative and important . The movie was a monolith of Americana for future generations, designed to say "I am America, king of kings, look upon my works ye mighty and despair!" Alas, nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

The Gospel According to Good Burger


There's something about "Good Burger" that people love. Directed by a relatively unknown man, Brian Robbins (he went on to direct those godawful Eddie Murphy movies, 'Norbit' and 'Meet Dave'), and released in 1997, "Good Burger" was almost instant nostalgia. When I tell people that I own a copy of the film, I'm always met with a positive response; "I love that movie!" most people exclaim, and then proceed to tell me how they haven't watched it since they were a "kid". And even if they don't remember a single scene, they still remember how much they loved that movie, especially the iconic line "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" How can a film so seemingly mundane, and clearly cranked out for the sole purpose of profiting off a brief fad (It was based on a sketch on Nickelodeon's late night comedy show, "All That" a.k.a. SNL for 8 year-olds), go on to became such a staple of 90's childhood nostalgia?

Now let me just warn you: I love "Good Burger". It is my single most favorite film. I have literally watched it over a hundred times, sometimes multiple times in one day, and it never gets old. I believe that the secret to the movie's success lies in the fact that it is a perfect piece of film making - not a single cut is out of place and each shot is masterfully composed. The tone of the film itself is something rarely seen in movies today; never spoofing and not quite a farce, "Good Burger" exists in that magical world of cinema where anything is imaginable. I mean, where else but in the world of cinema can heroes be dragged off to mental institutions named "Demented Hills", or can there be car chases in ice-cream trucks with the logo "O'Bese Bros." written on the side. Who is this mysterious O'Malley and why, as we're told in passing, did he show up to work without his pants? What is wrong with Ed, is he mentally ill? Is he always high? And how old is he even supposed to be? We never see his parents. Come to think of it, we never see any parents, or respectable adult of any kind for that matter.

Mondo Burger, the corporate fascists trying to run Good Burger out of business, is run by a team of surfer dude bullies, barely out of college. They have access to illegal chemicals to put in their burgers, they seem to have some wealthy investors behind them, the likes of which we never see, and they have connections to doctors at Demented Hills who seem willing, if not eager, to lock away trouble makers for their fast food friends without a single question. The only two figures of authority seem to be Mr. Bailey, the owner of Good Burger who, when times are rough, announces that he's begun to feed his mother cat food, and Mr. Wheat (played by Sinbad) the high school teacher who frets over his afro, his damaged car ("That's Detroit leather!!") and has his own theme music (think Shaft). In this strange world of "Good Burger" the greatest man any child could hope of meeting is Shaquille O'Neal (played by Shaq, of course), who personally orders fast food to be delivered to his locker room.

"Good Burger" is cult film-making at its finest; an episodic piece of nostalgia rendered absurdist opus. The film can be broken down into individual events and lines; in Ed's world, seemingly more bizarre than the world of "Good Burger" itself, chickens moo, swimming in the smoothie machine is okay, sticking grapes up one's nose is a past time, and Ed himself may or may not be "a pretty nurse" (all is explained, barely, in the movie). In the real world, a man like Ed couldn't function, or he would be heavily medicated, but perhaps that is just the unwritten subtext of the film: Ed is an idiot-savant, off his medication and running wild. Or maybe the whole film exists within the mind of Ed; how else could a dog tell Ed through barking that 4 clowns are stuck on the side of the road in a broken down car, and then, sure enough, we cut to those clowns waiting for the dog to return with help? And how the heck did those clowns come to even find themselves in a broken down car?

These absences of explanation are what enable "Good Burger" to be viewed so many times. Like the ever expanding Star Wars universe, or the zany interconnected plots of Kevin Smith flicks, "Good Burger" invites fans to use their imaginations; it forces them to fill in the gaps and revel in the mysteries of Ed's disorder. Imagination is the home of Good Burger, and everyone's order is welcome.